child connersaur

A man to measure the sex they had with a kid and tape it

Tyler: hey samuel.
Sam: no not again .
Tyler: this time im bringing the child connersaur with us
Cc (behimd tree) yesss!

by Usingdrugslike2001 June 1, 2018

Child stomach

Usually a secret component in kids stomach that can hold sweets, desserts etc.

C:Man in full
M:Its time fór dessert tho
C: *CHILD STOMACH enters the chat*

by TomaskOwO August 16, 2019

vodka child

A child created from a night of heavy drinking of vodka or any hard liquor.

Hey, Richards parents drank a lot that night and made him; he's a vodka child.

by Big girthy tone June 14, 2018

Noise Child

Usually given to name someone that plays loud music and is Australian.

Man, that guy is such a Noise Child

by Psychosisium November 26, 2016

knuckle child

Sperm. The result of buffing one's bishop.

I spilled many a knuckle child watching porn last night

by thepipe November 15, 2018

Chore Child

While one brother/sister goes out and has fun on the weekends and such the other comes home from work or school and gets to clean the house or do yard work. This happens usually to brothers. The chore child usually envys the other brother as well. Usually the chore child is the older sibling.

Jim: "hey man wanna hang out?"
Ricky" I can't I have to do my brothers chores because I'm the chore child"

by Delay December 7, 2014

Child abductor

A child abductor is usually a fat American chav in a white van saying free vbucks always approach

That child abductor has a realy nice van I'm going to get in for all the free vbucks

by Tobitastic February 26, 2021