Redneck Salvation

When you have accepted sleeveless tuxedo shirt wearing, farmer's tan having, gun toting redneck Jesus as your lord and savior.

"Excuse me would you like to achieve redneck salvation?"

"No! I do not want to accept redneck Jesus as my lord and savior."

by Sundance December 4, 2015

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Redneck Bidet

The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.

I gave myself a redneck bidet because I blasted a major dookie and had to double flush.

by Stewie808 December 22, 2016

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redneck zoo

A fenced older trailer park.

OMG they live in a redneck zoo, you can't go in there.

by Ravnos_girl November 14, 2018

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redneck day

A holiday that falls on the 28th of February every year where one dresses up as as much of a redneck as possible.

Promotes southern pride and heritage; most common in southern U.S. states.

“Bro, what color flannel are you doing for redneck day?”

“I was thinking orange and brown or just straight up camo, I don’t know yet.”

by Soap taste good March 1, 2019

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Redneck Stickfight

When two southern fellas go into an abandoned field, strip completely naked, and play swords with their genitalia in the back of their Chevy while listening to Luke Bryan.

Larry and Dale had a Redneck Stickfight out behind the barn before headed to the rodeo last night.

by TheRealVincent December 24, 2018

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