by RedSoloCupz December 31, 2013

A sexual act involving your cock, if you’re a dude, or a strap on, if you’re a chick, and a vibrator. You stick the vibrator up your girl's ass and fuck her doggystyle. As your dick (or strap on) goes in-and-out of her snatch, you use your stomach to move the vibrator out-and-into her anus at the same time. The variable motion of your cock (or strap on) and the vibrator going in-and-out of both holes resembles a couple of pistons. Hot to watch, fun to perform and, if done right, you’ll both end up screaming.
Jane cummed five times when Dick gave her The Screaming Pistons.
Those two lesbians are doing The Screaming Pistons.
The Screaming Pistons is like double penetration without the third person.
Those two lesbians are doing The Screaming Pistons.
The Screaming Pistons is like double penetration without the third person.
by SickMonkey669 January 2, 2011

A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.
"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."
by Puffinchops6618 January 8, 2021

When giving a bj , put hot sauce on the shaft and suck it off and spit it into the pee hole straight to the urethra
by PicklePuncher March 28, 2025

Screaming, but incoherently.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAeeerooogogogogoogogogoogogogAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHhoooooooeyeyeyeyeyeyAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGWAHAWA-WOOOOOGY-LOOOOOGIE-HOOOOOOO00000000000ga-BOOga-LOOOOOTAflAGGATHAGOOOMINSCHPEITZ" "Why are you engaging in such preposterous activities such as Incoherent Screaming, May I ask?" "AAAAAGOFRITOGAGAGA!"
by Ukalik February 2, 2024

A pee that comes out of you so fast it sounds like you are frying bacon and/or burns so bad that it makes you scream.
by Noodle_man November 21, 2019

Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.
Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now
Example 2:
Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now
Example 2:
Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021
