Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.
Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?
by Slapping Theresa October 14, 2012
Get the ass postmug. A Tumblr post which gets reblogged often. Makes a comparison to a promiscuous woman, who gets around sexually.
by alexacclaimed November 12, 2009
Get the Promiscuous Postmug. by notryan0rz August 15, 2018
Get the post bromug. When you or another person lose a game and your friends tells you to “Post the L” it means post the fact that you lost (self explanatory isnt it?)
by s0l4rb00m November 21, 2021
Get the post the Lmug. by Jesus Rox! June 28, 2014
Get the post-sudsmug. Post-reality is the normalization of the digital age we live in. It is the authentication of our social media lives overlapping what we view as normal. We are living in a time when it is common for everyone's public display of their lives to be romanticized-- Fiction is reality and reality is fiction. It’s up to you how to perceive it.
We are all living in post-reality.
by AngelinoFromMilano November 16, 2022
Get the Post-realitymug. The disease one contracts from interacting with strangers online more often than with people in real life. Results in the most brain-dead takes imaginable. Often terminal.
"Did you see what Ryan said on twitter last night? I mean, he can't think that EVERYONE who owns a cat is racist, right?"
"I don't know man, he's got a serious case of posting sickness."
"I don't know man, he's got a serious case of posting sickness."
by Cock and Behavioral Therapy September 16, 2022
Get the posting sicknessmug.