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bacon dipper

The act of wrapping ones penis in bacon, dipping it into a womans butthole and having anal intercourse. (The bacon may be fried and eaten after)
"I gave veronica the nastiest bacon dipper last night, she didnt even know the bacon was on my dick! THEN SHE ATE IT!"
by schwi August 25, 2011
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ham on a bacon

derived from the phrase "halves (1/2's) on a bag" which is used to describe the action of more than one individual purchasing a parcel of pharmaceuticals, usually evenly distributing money for said purchase.

in other words, goin half on a dub.
"hey home slice, wanna go ham on a bacon tonight? I've got 10 bucks."

other similar phrases might include:
"ham on a bagel"
"ham on a biscuit"
by LEDGEandDAIRY February 4, 2010
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chair bacon

When you fart at the table during breakfast.
Can you please take that chair bacon someplace else, you're spoiling my texas omelette and yogurt parfait.
by Jeff Ashley July 16, 2010
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Bacon Strip

The bacon strip is the ridge that runs along the underside of a mans testicles and up between the balls themselves to join the base of the penis.
Esteban: "hey Helen can you bring me a band aid, I just nicked my bacon strip while I was trying to shave my boys and the gooch again, theres blood everywhere!"
by The Padre October 17, 2009
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long bacon

the act of placing one's thumb on one's nose whilst wiggling the extended fingers of the same hand. This is a childish act, similar to sticking out the tongue.
Mum, Billy just pulled long bacon at me
by marzipanSteve March 11, 2008
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Bacon Face

Horrible condition of the facial region, that appears to be caused by rather sudden and extreme heat.
"What the fuck bro, your dating that girl with the bacon face.. BACON FACE!!?""
by Chad "Vision" Elbandagji July 21, 2008
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bacon face

What happened to that dudes face on the dark knight.
Person one- Harvey dents face looks so gross
Person two- It looks like bacon...
Both- Bacon face fer sure
by shani. x October 22, 2008
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