happy-ending massage

A massage that is normal up until the end, where the masseuse gives the person being massaged a handjob. See also: handjob, The Gabbie Show

Eric was surprised, yet very satisfied, with his happy-ending massage.

by Cringey May 13, 2016

arse end of nowhere

A place behind the middle of nowhere and below the back of beyond, which is significantly less pleasant to visit than either.

"Sorry I'm late! My car broke down in the arse end of nowhere."

by Mu Cow March 10, 2008

Barbie end tables

(noun) Barbie end tables are the little plastic thingies found in a pizza box that keep the box from collapsing and smashing the pizza. They are a perfect size to use as a Barbie doll accessory as an end table.

We got five pizzas delivered and my niece started to cry because she found out that we threw away the Barbie end tables.

by Marthakay December 13, 2005

career-ending move

getting canned from your bullshit job because you told the man to go fuck himself

I specialize in career-ending moves

by stonywarso February 27, 2003

dead-end evolution

homosexuality

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As dead-end evolution queers' poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!

by Nature Abhors Homosexuality June 11, 2013

End of Class Yawn

The phenomena that occurs at school (generally towards the end of a class) when one person puts their papers away and, like a yawn, inadvertently causes the rest of the class to follow suit by shuffling their things together at the same time. The result of which is a very loud and distracting noise something like a popcorn maker in a hailstorm.

Responsible kid 1: "Hey man did you get the homework assignment from Algebra today?"

Responsible kid 2: "Nah bro, the professor was finishing up his lesson when some douche behind me started packing up."

Responsible kid 1: "Dude, what a prick."

Responsible kid 2: "Yeah, he caused an End of Class Yawn and the class never got focused enough for the professor to finish."

by the hand of doom September 1, 2010

to make ends meet

It means to be able to pay all of your expenses.

In order for my family to make ends meet, my daughter started babysitting.

by Brazidas December 21, 2016