When someone’s fingers have a large bump on the joint they are considered a zoink. They like to attack people and spread there disease. The Zoink disease can be fatal.
Sarah- “WATCH OUT THERE IS A ZOINK BEHIND YOU!”
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks
by rpetersen May 29, 2019
Get the Zoink diseasemug. the highest you could possibly be
by steezus christ August 22, 2018
Get the planet zoinkmug. by zachizzo January 10, 2005
Get the zoink and porkmug. by DanksNuggz1 January 13, 2009
Get the throw zoinksmug. by Dwigt July 9, 2019
Get the Zoink your noodlemug. 
When you're so high or you're either drunk as hell
Drunk zoinked: you stumble and speak incoherent nonsense alot then eventually fall a sleep and have the WORST hangover.
High zoinked: you're calm and probably daydreaming alot staring into space and you also might talk slower and drag out words.
Drunk zoinked: you stumble and speak incoherent nonsense alot then eventually fall a sleep and have the WORST hangover.
High zoinked: you're calm and probably daydreaming alot staring into space and you also might talk slower and drag out words.
by Leohtsu July 19, 2022
Get the Zoinkedmug.