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Workplace Divorce

When you resign and your workplace takes it so badly they obsess with punishing you forever and make it their mission to ruin you life.

Most commonly occurs narcissists and sociopaths are in charge.
My workplace divorce wasn’t mutual, they still think I can’t live without them and want half of everything!
by Between You & Me March 5, 2021
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Workplace Whore

Noun-A term used to describe an individual who prefers the workplace as his/her dating pool. This person is typically the first to know about new hires , training sessions, and company outings. The workplace whore typically takes his/her unwanted behavior in a lunch setting and will often ogle and flirt with the waitstaff; may think his/her peers thinks its funny??? They appear to be always in pursuit; chatting co-workers up in the hallway, lobby, breakroom, chili cookoffs, company picnics, etc...They may use a holiday party as an opportunity to get their drink on and "go in for the kill"! etc...Truth be told, these folks use the workplace as a dating app and are too damn lazy to put themselves out there and pursue another outside of work.
Beverly is such a workplace whore! Wtf is she wearing that dress with her tits hanging out with those hideous "Fuck me boots"? At last years Christmas party she was super wasted and was hitting on the VP of Operations. At the afterparty she was on the dancefloor dry-humping Tommy in Marketing. So unprofessional!!!She hasn't figured out that "You don't shit where you eat"!!!
by Cappy C February 6, 2023
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consensual workplace relationship

I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship (cheated on my wife)
by renjaemism September 27, 2022
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Shallow pockets workplace

A poorly run for profits workplace that for some reason doesn't have enough money to pay its employees fairly in comparison to their production. A symptom of a shallow pockets workplace is raises that are raises less than 2.50$.
Fuck shallow pockets workplaces.
by BeatMeatRepeat November 12, 2022
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workplace fuckpile

An instance in which several co-workers, usually within a bar or restaurant, have engaged in sexual relations or fellatio with multiple other co-workers, resulting in overlap of sexual partners amongst those co-workers.
John has been fucking Sally for the last week, but just last week Sally was blowing her manager, Steve, and John was screwing Steve's ex girlfriend who now works in the kitchen, and now it's become a "workplace fuckpile."
by the workplace monitor April 15, 2013
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Workplace Rub Square Up

term referring to a counter move to the Workplace Rub. The square up is performed by facing the perpetrator and squaring your shoulders to them. This discourages the Rub due to the fact that it will make it look like the perpetrator is trying to molest the victim. If the Rub is still performed with the Square up in place Wing Chun will be required.
Jermaine: Donnell HELP!!!! The Workplace Rub Square Up is not working!!!
Donnell: (hits John with repeated Wing Chun moves)
by The Denier February 18, 2010
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Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.
Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
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