woodchucker

an animal that chucks wood

"how much wood could a woodchucker chuck if a woodchuck had wood? (idk the rest)

by vxznz October 1, 2023

White woodchuck

When someone throws the article used to clean up the semen after sex in your face

We’d just got done banging, and not two seconds later he threw the White woodchuck in my face

by White woodchuck February 12, 2021

Woodchucker

A lady fella that bites down on a dangalang so hard that it splits into two

Man, that lady fella would give some give some fire bop she’s a ‘known’ woodchucker.

by woodchucker5000 June 25, 2022

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

The other example was wrong so I fixed it.

" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

by sgt.failure July 28, 2021

A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025