Woodchuck

The post-op version of "beaver". When a man gets a sex change and has a vagina created from his penis.

Bob went to the doctor and got himself a nice WOODCHUCK made.

by the wino January 19, 2010

White woodchuck

When someone throws the article used to clean up the semen after sex in your face

We’d just got done banging, and not two seconds later he threw the White woodchuck in my face

by White woodchuck February 12, 2021

A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025

Arctic Woodchuck

When you are only attracted to white guys.

Damn that man is fine. I must have a rabid case of the Arctic Woodchuck.

by Sir.K September 11, 2015

woodchucker

an animal that chucks wood

"how much wood could a woodchucker chuck if a woodchuck had wood? (idk the rest)

by vxznz October 1, 2023