Mong womble

A Person who show how dumb or stupid they are by doing/saying dumb things or a general bellend

This Mong womble decided he would drink bleach

The Mong womble just cut his own hair and left the back looking like an 80's hairy minge

by Iseestupid September 22, 2014

Womble Trap

A collection of unused yet useful equipment left in a single area. Likely to attract the attention of wombles.

1: Jack really needs to clean all those old bits of radios off his desk.
2: Leave it alone it's bait for his womble trap.

by Dangermoose June 28, 2010

Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them- and exclaiming it out loud, usually waking up their partner.

“Ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed”

by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020

Womble-Clomp

Womble-Clomp is when someone gets hurt very dramatically but in a comical fashion.
Other words can also be used like Clomped, Schlomped, Jingle-Dingled, Flapper Jacked, Doople Doople Schlomptomped

"Holy shit that dude just got womble-clomped!"

by 69AssBlaster69 July 5, 2020

Womble Copter

A term to describe ones idiocy, or when one acts in an idiotic way.
Also used in anger to describe hatred towards one another.

"Mate, you're a right Womble Copter today!"

by MrBanter January 19, 2015

Wombles Faces

Adjective used to describe a womans saggy breasts which resemble the faces of the fictional characters The Wombles.

I wouldnt like to see her without a bra on, I bet those breasts look like wombles faces

by Shed89 March 12, 2013

Cock womble

An idiot that dosnt think and walks around like a twat

(Guy trips over nothing) you are a cock womble

by Manswitthetime October 8, 2019