weasel talk

A backroom conversation that can be found taking place in a police facility (72 pct). A conversation which consists of spewing unconfirmed "facts", rumors, lies and flat out bullshit which angers, upsets and riles lawmen for no reason because its all a made up pile of horseshit.

Sal: did you hear that Meyer is having the mole rat, dress as a female pros, to go to the pocket park to try and sell his ass for a collar?
Gary: yeah nahh, that's weasel talk!

by weaselworm January 15, 2015

weasel stank

When a person pours on the cheap colgne or perfume and thinks they smell fine.

Holy Buckets! Jane's back to using that weasel stank again. Damn.

by Digger September 21, 2005

Sand Weasel

A vicious land predator characterized by it's inability to feel sympathy. It has a cute, fuzzy exterior and the ability to kill anything at any time in any place; seriously...it assassinated Abraham Lincoln...John Wilkes Booth just owned one. They are found naturally in large populated areas, where crime lords will pay them to assassinate ANYONE and EVERYONE. The German Poet, Alphred Von Schleeden Ho once refered to sand weasels as "The Sand Veazel" or "Little Satan." In Arabic: "Plague of the Ages."

There was no meteor to kill the dinosaurs, there was only a pissed off sand weasel.

by The collective of Zarloff January 14, 2008

Hairy Weasel

The unexpected exposure of a private body part. Sometimes happening in yoga or pilates class.

We were stretching our legs when I was greeted by the hairy weasel of the lady standing next to me.

by leahkate September 2, 2008

weasel

shifty, schemeing person that will do whatever they need to to escape whatever they fear in the moment

Listin up you little fucass weasel, if you lie to me again -- you are just gettin' yosef' another slap

by jak February 13, 2003

Chicken Weasel

1. A cross between a chicken and a weasel, also known as a cheasel or a wicken.
2. A random exclamation.
3. A come-back for random people.

1. Dude, is that a chicken weasel?!?!?
2. CHICKEN WEASEL!!
3. Girl 1: What are you talking about?
Girl 2: Chicken weasel!

by BeffyG December 16, 2008

Sidney the Neck Weasel

A small evil weasel known only to a small cult, the sidneyites, who both worship and fear him in equal measure. Born in Camden, Sidney quickly became king of the weasels until he was stepped on by a goth and killed. However, due to his amazingness, he became a god, and instructed the first sidneyite to skin him and place his hide in a clothes shop. However, due to his insatiable lust for blood and sexual intercourse, Sidney was relegated from god to unspeakable demon of the night and now haunts people in their wildest nightmares. He's Sidney the neck weasel. You wear him like a scarf. He wears your soul like a Justin Hawkins style Jumpsuit. But he doesn't believe in a thing called love. Just violence. Watch out.

"Oh shit, is that Sidney the Neck Weasel I see over there with David Mitchell, Stalking Max and Kim?"

"yeah look, he just ate their feet."

"Oh, shit. Now they're wearing him like a scarf..."

by MaximumDoubleR September 19, 2009