Wee Wee Wine

Alcoholic beverage served through an enormous penis by means of human wine decanting.

Suzy woke up hung over and broke from ordering one too many wee wee wines.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

wee-wee'd up

To freak out when the president spends money at a rate unrivaled in human history while he takes over the banks, the auto industry, and the health care industry, and oversteps the constitutional bounds on the powers of the executive branch on a daily basis.

This term is only used by people with a childlike mentality, or by those completely lacking intellect.

John: HOLY CHRIST! Obama and the democrats are destroying my country!

Bob: Oh, quit getting all wee-wee'd up.

John: Wee-wee'd up? Are we in kindergarten?!? If you can't speak like an adult, then shut the fuck up.

by t_doffing August 21, 2009

wee wee lass

1. (noun) a young girl, from ireland or irish heritage.

2.(awesomeness) our word.

1. Erin: i'm a wee wee lass.

2. Mary: a wee wee lass.

*hug*

Eric: will you be my girlfriend?

Mary: yes

*kiss*

by supawomen June 30, 2010

Wee Wee Game

The game always begins the same way, a charcuterie/asparagus platter is served with the traditional crab juice on the side as a palate cleanser. Only 2 players may play the wee wee game at the same time; but a 3rd player acts as a spectator (voyeur). The game is similar to a Czechoslovakian arm wrestle with a few key differences. Both players must have a minimum shaft length of 4 inches but no longer than 6 inches and with a mushroom-head no bigger than a New Zealand kiwi (in-season). Once both players have unsheathed their wee wee's, the game immediately begins. The objective of the game is to measure the individual players speed, dexterity and technique. The game ends when either player has collected 250ml of blood and or semen; or if the voyeur regurgitates the charcuterie/asparagus platter. The game is generally played in a recreational vehicle at a minimum speed of 85km/h.

Peter: I'm looking forward to the comradery and the opportunity to play the wee wee game.
Mike1: What's the wee wee game?
Peter: *Pulls out the charcuterie /asparagus platter and the crab juice*
Mike1: I believe my shaft length exceeds the maximum requirements...
Peter:*Pushes the crab juice toward Mike2*
Mike2: uh ohhhhh

by PoodleMonster7 September 22, 2016

wee wee man

international superhero. supposedly the person that killed the pee pee poo poo man

person 1: ITS A BIRD

person 2: ITS A PLANE

person 3: NO, ITS WEE WEE MAN

by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021

wee-wee'd up

The same as the term "Getting your diaper in a bunch" or "Panties in a wod"

Getting upset when there's no reason to be.

Getting all riled up.

President: “There's something about August going into September -- where everybody in Washington gets all wee-wee'd up,”

Translation: People are not really upset over the Health Care Debate, it's the change in season that has got everyone all riled up.

by Supergirldee August 21, 2009

wee wee licker

someone who licks a man's penis...often used as an insult to a guy friend

"STFU you wee wee licker!!!"

by Chase Manley June 12, 2006