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Volleyball

A favorite past-time of cross country runners when they're not running. A great way to kill time. And a quite wonderful sport in general. Perhaps the greatest of sports besides cross country.

When referring to the actual sport it means that some extremely attractive girls are getting sweaty and working hard. And extremely fun sport to spectate, and the players are always awesome and sexy.

Cross country runners and volleyball players usually get along due to the recognition of the awesomeness of their sports.
Dude we're at cross country camp. Where do we set up the volleyball net?

XC runner: Dude the volleyball game is starting!

idiot: yay girls in spandex
XC runner: you pervert it's an awesome sport
idiot: no it's not
Hot volleyball player: hey runner lets go make out, we both do awesome sports

Johnny: hi Jenny
Jenny: Hi Johnny
other guy: dude what are you doing she's way out of our league
Johnny: I'm a runner
Jenny: Johnny let's go make out
by VBallSuperFan October 20, 2010
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token volleyballer

a token volleyballer is a person that takes there volleyball VERY seriously. if u go to any carnival you will see these people (usually boys) grouped together telling eachother about the differant diggs sets spikes they did. there appearance is: surfer style hair (usualy blond) they are always very religious and hang around churches/christian schools most of the day. they dont have jobs but they believe volleyball is the answer a tite vest with a christian chain on it.
see that mitch booth guy?.
yeh
he such a token volleyballer with that good haircut....
by spike-king911 April 1, 2009
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volleyball abortion

(n) A volleyball game played by the Institute of Notre Dame against teams like Archbishop Spalding who rip out your souls on the court, call you fat, and spike balls into your eye sockets. A volleyball abortion is also characterized by it's amazing ability to shitstorm all over your teams morale.
"Gee, that game we played today sure was the worst volleyball abortion I've ever witnessed."

"That volleyball abortion left a crazy scar."
by knel October 8, 2009
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A womens volleyball team that is ran out of cal state east bay, it is home to some of the baddest ladies from up and down the calli coast. They are constantly in a cross bay battle with their rivals SFSU, but continually dominate. The team is filled with unique, crazy, beautiful talented women. We dare anyone to step to us on the court, or in the streets. Shout to all of our DII opponents, because we stay reppin East Oakland, and stay flossin.
The Cal State East Bay Womens Volleyball team really know how to party.
by 2floosy4u July 24, 2010
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volleyball insights

When somebody is uses the phrase “valuable insights” unironically to boost their perceived intelligence.
Adam: Thank you for your valuable insights in this space.

Jake: Ayo stfu about yo volleyball insights
by sherpa_denali November 4, 2020
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The Volleyball Smash

The act of fucking s girl on all fours from behind on any kind of hard surface, then swiping her arms out from underneath her and smashing her head against the hard surface while screaming "POINT SET MATCH!"
My girlfriend told me me to stop playing Call Of Duty, so I gave her The Volleyball Smash
by Mikey Noodles October 16, 2009
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boys volleyball

probably one of the best sport created by man. consists of 6 players; 1 middle blocker, 2 outside hitters, 1 opposite, 1 setter, and 1 libero. people usually think that when boys play volleyball they are weak, un-athleatic pussy's that cannot play any other sport. But they are actually the top athletes. I've personally seen football, basketball, hockey, baseball, lacrosse, soccer, water polo, track, and swim players collapse, faint, pass out, and pussy out of the sport because its too hard for them
BOYS VOLLEYBALL

football player: Dude volleyball players are so gay

Volleyball player: alright come to tomorrows practice and see how gay it is

Football player: pssh i'll whip your ass i'll see you tomorrow fag

the next day

Football player: (phanting) fuck dude i cant do this anymore i wish i had enough skill to play this
by lachb2014 April 25, 2011
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