A mythical princess from the 13th century who invaded Guilderland, New York and smoked all the dutches until there were no dutch left in Guilderland, New York. Rumored to have enjoyed vaporizing massive amounts of marijuana. It is said that if you go into your bathroom, turn off the light, and say "Vape girl" three times she will appear with her bloodshot eyes staring back at you with her vaporizer tube firmly in hand.
The nagging, dry, progressively annoying hack that mysteriously works it's way into the otherwise pristine, healthy respiratory systems of frequent vape users.
Damn dude, you can't even take your dumb shit to the movies without coughing out a lung...you got the vape wretch from hell; time to put that bitch down for awhile...