valonte

that real ass nigga that be catching plays

“yo hey have you heard about valonte “
“ that dude be clutching bookoo endless “

by tdptayy November 22, 2021

Valondria

🍑 Short, thick, and smart. Very sarcastic. ✌🏽

Valondria's are short beyonces.

by Veyonce November 22, 2021

valon

cutest and sweetest guy you'll probably ever meet. he likes hiking and going to the gym. if you have one in your life don't do the mistake of letting them go, it'll be the biggest regret of your life.

"im seeing this guy, valon-"
"DONT U DARE LEAVE HIM GO"

by xoxopeoniess May 5, 2025

Dirty Valdon

When you get so fucking horny that you grab your pet hamster and shove it up your sisters ass. Then while she screams you stick your dick in her mouth and make her deepthroat, as mom walks in the dog fucks her and your dad sits in the corner jerking off to shemale furry porn.

“Holy shit dude, while you went to church my family did a dirty Valdon”

by Dirty… July 11, 2021