Valentines day
Valentines day by I_Ate_A_Waffle January 7, 2023
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valentines day by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024
Valentines day.
Valentines day can also be known as the worst day to be single. It also reminds you that you'll never find love.
single person: great it's Valentines day. I'm just going to go see a movie by myself.
At the movie: couples everywhere.
single person: I'm alone forever.
At the movie: couples everywhere.
single person: I'm alone forever.
Valentines day. by alice_in_wondering120 November 14, 2019
valentines day video
a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.
phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"
valentines day video by Phil trash #2 October 1, 2015
Valentines’ Day Mudslide
When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.
Valentines’ Day Mudslide by MFTJ February 14, 2021
Valentines Day curse
The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.
Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.
Valentines Day curse by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022
Valentines Day Massacre
Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
Valentines Day Massacre by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023