Its either a sweet dance or a term for fucking
jerry: Hey Phil I heard my parents doing the uptown lowdown last night
Phil: well which uptown lowdown were they doing?
Jerry: how am I supposed to know they sound about the same
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Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.
Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!
by FuturePrimitive April 16, 2013
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A more upmarket version of the typical 'Skonka', maybe one that habituates in the boroughs of chelsea
"Oh look at that Skonka" " Hun, shes wearing Fendi, thats deffo an "Uptown Skonk"
by bsg2504 April 25, 2016
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Newly popular geographic region of Cincinnati that includes many of the hoods north of city limits.

Includes but is not limited to: North College Hill, Mount Healthy, Springfield Township, Finneytown, Seven Hills, Forest Park, Springdale, Lockland, Sharonville, Woodlawn, Lincoln Heights, and several others.
Cincinnati is mostly divided into a east side and west side, but Uptown Cincinnati is a completely separate part of the city.

It's affordable, diverse, and has its own style and swagger.
by Uptown Legend July 21, 2021
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In the town above or below you
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A place in Victoria BC where kids hangout in the upstairs of McDonald’s and start beef with other kids or adults and vape inside. Usually get kicked out and fight the indian manager.
Mom: What did you do at uptown today?
Kid: Sat in uptown dons and ate.
by Xanny bars November 8, 2019
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