Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.
Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!
by FuturePrimitive April 16, 2013
jerry: Hey Phil I heard my parents doing the uptown lowdown last night
Phil: well which uptown lowdown were they doing?
Jerry: how am I supposed to know they sound about the same
Phil: well which uptown lowdown were they doing?
Jerry: how am I supposed to know they sound about the same
by (insert-name-here) February 22, 2021
A hidden reference in many male-singer country music songs: when the male protagonist of the musical work is accompanied by a willing and ready fertile female in the vehicle with him, in which case that sexual intercourse will occur at the first opportune moment.
"We′ll take you uptown tomorrow
I′ll make it a night you won't forget
And if I have to beg or borrow
We′re gonna be side by side tomorrow night"
"Might have a little dirt on my boots
But I'll take you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels
But they're gonna shine with you up inside"
I′ll make it a night you won't forget
And if I have to beg or borrow
We′re gonna be side by side tomorrow night"
"Might have a little dirt on my boots
But I'll take you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels
But they're gonna shine with you up inside"
by Crypto-metaphor July 30, 2023
by YoungMoneyFamous June 13, 2023
A place in Victoria BC where kids hangout in the upstairs of McDonald’s and start beef with other kids or adults and vape inside. Usually get kicked out and fight the indian manager.
by Xanny bars November 08, 2019