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Underpants Gnome Syndrome

A condition suffered by a person or persons that strive towards a given goal but with absolutely no idea how their actions or planned actions will actually achieve the desired result.

Phrase derived from the underpants gnomes characters from the TV series 'South Park' that collected and stockpiled used underpants for the purpose of making a profit but had no idea of how to actually achieve this.
Demonstrators protesting for nuclear disarmament but not considering how they would protect the country when nuclear equipped aggressors decide to attack suffer a severe case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome.

Ex UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown suffered a major case of Underpants Gnome Syndrome when he thought that reducing VAT (sales Tax) by 2.5% last year would significantly stimulate consumer spending.
by brightstar555 August 11, 2010
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Washin the undercarriage

The quick shower that a man or woman will take prior to a scheduled bang session. This may be needed to remove dingleberries from the ass, or worse odors from the tuna casserole. Washin the undercarriage is needed but yet also a waste of time since all you're going to do is shoot a load in that twat.
"Before we have have sex tonight, I'm going to be washin the undercarriage since I just worked out at the gym." Said Sarah to her hot, huge dicked husband.
by Mr Chaz January 15, 2013
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undercards

Undercards, published by Onutrem, is a game that will consume your mental energy, free time, and worst of all, your soul.
hey guys do you play undercards
no wtf get some help
by Sparing_Partner April 9, 2022
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moist undercarriage

When a over sized female looks at a young male with a over sized penis she tends to get moist in her pants, due to a sexual discharge of her vagina.
Racheal got a moist undercarriage when she saw a large penis.
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A skidmark on the underpants of society

Someone who is so unpleasant to be around or even look at that he becomes no more than a turd to society. Not only that, he is a turd on society's Y-fronts. It would be benificial not only to society but to the Y-fronts of said society if said unpleasantries would kindly fuck off. Commonly used for thieves, homosexuals, and germans.
"Hitler, what a dick, I would go so far as to say he was a skidmark on the underpants of society."

"Get out of my boxers you fag! You're no more than a skidmark on the underpants of society!"
by D4Bullz November 24, 2006
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magic underpants

(n) - common slang term for the sacred underwear that Mormons (Church of Latter Day Saints) wear underneath all their clothes as a symbolism of their commitment to God. Plain usually white underwear like a T-shirt & boxer shorts adorned with 4 symbols. For ladies it means generally wearing the vestments underneath their bras and panties. The garments can only be purchased from an official Mormon store.
Mitt's suit always looks so ill fitted because he wears those magic underpants under his shirt and pants.
by alias alias January 31, 2008
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underdark

The underground world noted in R.A.Salvatore's books.
by u.ber. August 21, 2003
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