s u d

s u d refers to suck your dick. Is found in "ice cream" by Jeffree Star.

girl/guy: "i want to s u d."
other girl/guy: "hell yeah! lets get this party started."

by chickenbizkuit November 14, 2007

P.U.D.

P.U.D. is the acronym given to the condition of Post University Depression, a condition picked up by Uni leavers across the country who are suffering from the University lifestyle (drinking regularly, having no responsibility and being a general lazy bugger.)

P.U.D. is contagious and can be spread by spending to much time in the proximity of carriers.

There are a few known treatments for P.U.D. these are; getting on it, Pro Evo 5 (Master League only,) topping yourself and the most important of the lot sleeping with disgusting individuals! Sufferers of P.U.D. can never completely rid themselves of the disease, but it can be kept under control by a combination of these treatments.

I've finished my degree and can't even get a job in Tesco's, its giving me major P.U.D.

The only job I'll be getting any time soon is full time time PUD!

I'm getting absolutely mortal tonight and then i'm gonna root some absolute dogs, it should sort out my P.U.D. at least for a night anyway!

by eltrain05 September 25, 2011

D.U.DE

Delilah Under DisguisE

There is girl and g.i.r.l. (guy in real life). Well D.U.DE is a word for females acting as males.

That guy happens to be a D.U.DE

by OolongTea September 30, 2009

H.U.D.

Nickname for any Homosexual male that says "How You Doin?"

Gay man: "Hey there, how you doing?"

Straight person: "Man, that guy's a H.U.D."

by Chewba Goodin April 30, 2008

c.u.'d

Civil-unionised: legalse for samesex marriage.

C.u.'d/ cu'd or simply 'unionised'... eh, 'couple'.

by hammer---;, hytham April 12, 2007

F.U.D.A

Fat Upper Dick Area. Similar to a F.U.P.A. only on an extremely obese man. A man with a F.U.D.A. will appear from a distance to be sexless or hermaphroditic as their pubic fat will completely mask any genital bulge. F.U.D.A.s have been known to shrink and completely engulf a man's genitals requiring surgery to free them.

That dude hasn't seen his dick in ten years thanks to his F.U.D.A.!

by CajunCeauxstie October 17, 2007

Ele-F.u.d.

A F.U.D. that has the facial features of the Elephant Man.
- Very round face,Looks like the moon w/all those craters(acne scarring),squinty eyes(on account of face eye rolls),a bit too much eye shadow,and gothish

"Sabrina not only looks like one,she is THE Ele-F.u.d."
"Oh my god, I can't believe that ele-F.u.d. would even show her face in public!"

related terms:Elephant man,F.U.D.,F.U.D.Masterflex

by b_rizzle April 22, 2006