A deuschy, annoying, pretentious ass hole who is full of himself and thinks his shit doesn't stink. His natural habitat is someplace "you've probably never heard of" He may look and smell like a hipster but in reality he just uses that as a ploy. Don't trust him. He also is a know-it-all who womanizes (hot) females by taking them out on expensive dates for 3-4 months, telling them how awesome they are, then hooks up with them and never calls them again, but can still be sighted staring at their magnificent hineys.
by word woman July 24, 2014
by cherlotus March 13, 2016
by aprils vigina November 28, 2014
The dangerous combination of a twat, a waffle iron, and a 19th century civil war cannon - hence, a twat waffle cannon.
by turdmonster16 March 14, 2009
When you want to make fun of someone, so you say shafted twat waffle because it's one of those words.
by Marco January 06, 2004
Ugly twat waffle is a nasty shirveled up twat that is to disgusting to be anything other then a dried up wanna be gold diggin whore mooching off a man who chooses the easy piece over the 100% women
by Moochiepoo May 30, 2017
Anyone from Westphalia Missouri. Similar to your common twat waffle, with the added benefit of a closed gene pool. These are the basement dwellers of twat wafflery. Feeding young waffles random roadkilled items such as possum at an early age intensifies the waffle effect. Uncle daddy needs his Milwaukee’s Best, got to skimp on groceries. These Westphalia dandies do it all brother, and in their mid 60’s IQ mind, they know everything, making communication with these brush apes all but impossible.
Me: dammit Chase! Are you going to make out with your cousin Jared all day or are you going to get to work??
Chase: your so dumb! I’m not making out with him, I’m giving him a handy behind the truck door.
Me: You Westphalia Twat Waffles are fired!!
Chase: your so dumb! I’m not making out with him, I’m giving him a handy behind the truck door.
Me: You Westphalia Twat Waffles are fired!!
by Westphalia City Hall January 09, 2019