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Terry Waite's allotment

Self-explanatory to Britishers in the 1990's, this description of unruly hair will puzzle the rest of us, so:
1. Terry Waite served as the Anglican Church's international diplomacy negotiator. In 1987, he was himself taken hostage in Lebanon and held mostly in solitary confinement until his release in 1991. He's a well-known public speaker now.
2. "Allotment" in Britain is an urban rented garden patch.
Hence, Terry Waite's allotment would be untended and weed-choked.
I haven't determined if Waite actually was an allotment holder at the time of his confinement.
The man on the bench had a red beard like Terry Waite's allotment.
by Jesfine January 1, 2005
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Tomatoe Terry

n. -an alcoholic beverage secretly mixed in the back rooms of fine restaurants for the exclusive purpose of revenge upon a wicked customer.

When a nasty customer orders a Bloody Mary- the waiter or waitress chews on a rotten tomatoe until it is soggy, spits out the contents into a bowl filled with minced parmesan cheese, olives, and bell peppers, mixes the contents of the bowl, and redeposit the final mixture into what appears to be a normal Bloody Mary.

This drink is then served to the customer who often, but not always, gags and vomits instantly, thereby assuming the role of the dinner-table idiot.
"Oh man, that asshole at table 5 just ordered a fourth round of Bloody Mary's!"

"Ask Kevin if he has any rotten tomatoes out in the trash bin..."

"Oh, of course!....this fucker's getting a Tomatoe Terry for lunch! Thanks Carlito!"
by Dr. Josephus February 11, 2009
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Darnell Terry

A Darnell Terry is someone who has massive big dick energy. Someone who could turn up unknown on a Sunday morning, bag a brace, then walk home with pride. DT26 has the biggest dick in Sunday league… and there’s nothing anyone can do about it
Big game Sunday boys. We’ve got Darnell Terry coming over so they’ll be nothing to worry about”
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Terryn

One of the most wonderful girls you'll ever meet. She's a great friend that will stick by your side no matter what. A great listener that gives you the advice you need to hear, even if you don't want to hear it at the moment. She knows how to calm you down when you're angry and is a great light when things seem awful. A great encourager that lifts you up and you can't stay mad at her no matter hard you try. She knows how to keep secrets and can be a great partner in crime
I've known my best friend Terryn for as long as I can remember
by NaStaria September 14, 2018
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Terry Cloth

that means very soft
you a terry cloth that means very soft
by woah May 2, 2005
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Terry Yuhas

Living the Legend as an Eddie Bauer store manager. Kindhearted, though can also bring down the wrath if crossed.
Tell Terry Yuhas I can't make it to work today.
by living the legend January 7, 2010
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Terry Waite's allotment

(Simile.) Describes a badly overgrown ladygarden or punani in need of a lot of TLC. (And possibly an industrial-sized strimmer.)
"I pulled down her knickers, and she had a twat like Terry Waite's allotment! I've seen long-haired poodles with less hair than her!"
by Niall Brady February 9, 2003
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