Amateur Transplants

The most funnest band I believe exists,founded by Adam Kay and Suman Biswas!

Person 1 ; "Hey man,have you heard of Amateur Transplants?"

Person 2 ; "yes actually! Adam is probably my favourite but Suman is also cool,I really like their song,London Underground"

by Satirist. June 4, 2023

Transplant

An animal that identifies as a plant

All transplants are plants.

by SmashTheState June 30, 2023

Booger transplant

The act of picking one nostril and then picking the other without wiping off the booger of the first.

I tried to multitask and pick both nostrils without wiping my finger first but ended up performing a booger transplant.

by gayblacks December 22, 2023

California Transplant

Someone from california who has recently moved to washington state or oregon.

Jake: "Why do all these california transplants keep moving up here if all they're gonna do is complain"
Tim: "I know they're so annoying"

by Catfish The Fishiest January 9, 2024

California Transplant

People from California who have recently moved to Washington state or Oregon.

Tim: "Man these California Transplants are so annoying, always complaining about the rain up here"
Jacob: "I know right! If you couldn't handle the rain, then why move to Seattle?"

by Catfish The Fishiest January 10, 2024

mind transplant

mind transplants are necessary when two minds are so similar and powerful that the world needs to experience the two minds changing places to find more powerful mind ideas and energies.

ugh we're in sync! we need a mind transplant ASAP

by bhadimbhad October 28, 2018

Stall Transplant

Whilst taking a shit you realize there is no toilet paper and have to move stalls mid shit with your underwear on your knees to a stall with toilet paper and finnish shitting

Cole: i had to commence a stall transplant midshit in Walmart

J.B.: same happened to me last year

by Lynyrd4skynyrd March 14, 2019