Touchdown deep throat is getting deep throat beginning after the extra point attempt and ending at the next kickoff. Only for those that enjoy oral sex immensely. TDDT
by abadgirl2017 January 30, 2018

This is the domestic spin on Football's Touchdown Dance. A dance that occurs whilst holding a fly swatter, once a highly elusive fly has finally met it's fatal smash-down.
Scenario to prompt a dance: I chased that annoying fly all over the house! It was a close call after losing valuable fly-swatting opportunities when it landed on the family dog, I finally got the sucker!
Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!
Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!
by Daskys October 05, 2012

An expression used to celebrate succeeding while either very high or faking it.
Refers to a line 3:07 into "Dock Ellis and the LSD No-No"--James Blagden's animation of Pirates pitcher Ellis's retelling of the no-hitter he pitched on acid--when Ellis recounts a play where he very gracefully covers first base.
Refers to a line 3:07 into "Dock Ellis and the LSD No-No"--James Blagden's animation of Pirates pitcher Ellis's retelling of the no-hitter he pitched on acid--when Ellis recounts a play where he very gracefully covers first base.
Q: Dude, the client loved those concepts you did last night.
A: Cool, cuz I was high as fuck when I wrote em. Oooh I just made a touchdown!
A: Cool, cuz I was high as fuck when I wrote em. Oooh I just made a touchdown!
by Shockman November 18, 2009

when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.
by itsmxra42 April 18, 2024

1: Touchdown commonly refer to scoring a goal in (American) Football.
2: Touchdown may refer to a solid piece of fecal matter touching the water in the toilet before being separated by muscles in the anal ring contracting.
2: Touchdown may refer to a solid piece of fecal matter touching the water in the toilet before being separated by muscles in the anal ring contracting.
Exampel 1 Hey, did you see the game last night? O.J. Simpson scored a touchdow against the Washington Redskins.
Exampel 2 You won’t believe what happened at the toilet. I made a touchdown!
Exampel 2 You won’t believe what happened at the toilet. I made a touchdown!
by Pat Fenis June 12, 2019

by Queen Lateefah November 18, 2021

Ouch! My tingy tonsticlies just hit the Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)
Damnss tha so waddington weddish central!!
Damnss tha so waddington weddish central!!
by Teezy Tuco January 19, 2024
