touchdown deep throat

Touchdown deep throat is getting deep throat beginning after the extra point attempt and ending at the next kickoff. Only for those that enjoy oral sex immensely. TDDT

Today girls were performing touchdown deep throat

by abadgirl2017 January 30, 2018

fly swatter touchdown dance

This is the domestic spin on Football's Touchdown Dance. A dance that occurs whilst holding a fly swatter, once a highly elusive fly has finally met it's fatal smash-down.

Scenario to prompt a dance: I chased that annoying fly all over the house! It was a close call after losing valuable fly-swatting opportunities when it landed on the family dog, I finally got the sucker!

Fly Swatter Touchdown Dance Description:
While holding the fly swatter valiantly into the air like a sword, commence ridiculous hip swings, two steps, holding up the number one, or for the extra flourish Moon Walk!

by Daskys October 5, 2012

Oooh I just made a touchdown!

An expression used to celebrate succeeding while either very high or faking it.

Refers to a line 3:07 into "Dock Ellis and the LSD No-No"--James Blagden's animation of Pirates pitcher Ellis's retelling of the no-hitter he pitched on acid--when Ellis recounts a play where he very gracefully covers first base.

Q: Dude, the client loved those concepts you did last night.
A: Cool, cuz I was high as fuck when I wrote em. Oooh I just made a touchdown!

by Shockman November 18, 2009

Touchdown

What the fuck are all these random definitions of touchdown. A touchdown is when you get into the end zone in football not some random definition of shit. Seriously this website has turned into a site where people look up random vulgar shit.

First nigga Did you hear jimmy got a 80 touchdown.

Other nigga Daaaaaammmmmn

by Skibidi toilet lover November 28, 2023

Superhero Touchdown

The act in which you launch your body off of a stationary object and into the vagina of a human female. While in the air, you shout, "I'm cumming in hot". This is usually done while wearing a cape.

Daniel gave me the Superhero Touchdown last night.

by SuperheroTouchdown October 6, 2016

TouchDown

Getting To Your Destination Is A Successful TouchDown

Honey !+) Me Has Achieved A Successful TouchDown

by The V ONE 2nd To None April 1, 2017

Toblerone Touchdown

when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.

Danny gave me a Toblerone Touchdown last night, I'm telling my therapist all about it tomorrow.

by itsmxra42 April 18, 2024