Saudi Arabian Top Hat

When your scrotum is so loose, someone can stick their head in it, and wear it like a hat.
"Holy shit! You got some saudi arabian top hats!"
by Big Angry Hippo February 24, 2005
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A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old
That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!
by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
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The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.
Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.
by shelfmonkey November 03, 2011
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top hat eye patch man

one of the 4 men involved in a mystical thing called the giant circle.
Hey man giant circle tonight!
No man, top hat eye patch man already gave me a great time last week.
by Banana Hamikk May 11, 2008
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Blind Mans Top hat

The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.
by R.Savage July 26, 2011
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Tits and top hats

1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."

2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"

Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."
by Howlingcaliper March 08, 2012
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top hat trick

When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.
Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
by ChameleonDragon February 07, 2018
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