Toolbox

AKA United States of America, Inc.

44 dozen people sitting around, clicking on phones, all alone, waiting to make Rockefeller more money. America is such a toolbox!

by tool or die usa February 3, 2020

Toolbox

a man

go back to the garage and fix something, toolbox

the f in toolbox is for funny

by I'm-just-being-real-with-you April 28, 2020

Toolbox

A toolbox is a woman who allows a "tool" inside of her. Basically a woman who's dating a tool.

Why would Terri want to be Dave's toolbox?

by Codeeee June 2, 2020

Toolbox

Someone whom you like because they have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever

That dude is a total toolbox

by Fishbowl1976 June 27, 2017

Toolbox

Someone being douchier than a tool.

Tom: You can get something from the store.
Sarah: I’m gonna buy this keyboard!
Tom (at home): WTH i never said you could get something!
Jimmy: Tom is more than a tool, he’s a goddamn toolbox!

by Arandomboi February 26, 2018

Toolbox

box of tools

"A toolbox fell on my foot along with me falling three time gotta get it checked."

by summer Murphy August 14, 2016

Malaysian Toolbox

Using the "C" part of a pipe wrench to "pleasure" a woman, rocking the pipe wrench back an forward from asshole to vagina

"How'd it go with Maddy last night?"

"Good, she came over to the shop and I gave her a Malaysian Toolbox"

"Nice"

by ThissssssGuy July 28, 2016