toolbox scale

The Toolbox scale is meant to best represent the jobs most suitable for societal misfits within Canadian industry. Some jobs are simply meant for the more unconventional types of personality. While these people in many cases cannot hold down more normal jobs in society, in many cases they thrive in their ideal occupation. The list is not all inclusive, and only encompasses positions where observation based data has been collected.

Toolbox Scale in ascending order, with a higher level of misfit at the top.
1- Roofers and Basement Cribbers
2- Asphalt Crew, Road Crew, Welders
3- Pipeliners, Oilfield Camp Staff
4- Tree Planters, Drillers
5- Seismic Workers, Well Completions Crews, Wireline crews
6- Vacuum Truck & Picker Operators, Earthworks & Heavy Equipment Operators
7- Hazardous Waste and Sanitation Workers, Painters, Plumbers & HVac Workers
8- Pipefitters, Boilermakers, Iron Workers
9- Electricians, Land Surveyors, Carpenters, Warehouse Personnel (incl Shipper-Receivers)

10- Truckers, Bus Drivers, Industrial Health & Safety Workers

Those seismic workers are weird, but they rank higher than tree planters on the Toolbox Scale.

by Dr Phil's Nurse September 19, 2018

Toolbox

Someone whom you like because they have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever

That dude is a total toolbox

by Fishbowl1976 June 27, 2017

Toolbox

Someone being douchier than a tool.

Tom: You can get something from the store.
Sarah: I’m gonna buy this keyboard!
Tom (at home): WTH i never said you could get something!
Jimmy: Tom is more than a tool, he’s a goddamn toolbox!

by Arandomboi February 26, 2018

Malaysian Toolbox

Using the "C" part of a pipe wrench to "pleasure" a woman, rocking the pipe wrench back an forward from asshole to vagina

"How'd it go with Maddy last night?"

"Good, she came over to the shop and I gave her a Malaysian Toolbox"

"Nice"

by ThissssssGuy July 28, 2016

Toolbox

1. A group of tools.
2. Used to identify a major tool.

Person 1: Ugh, watch out. Derek and his toolbox are coming through.
Person 2: Oh no...

Person 1: Hey, you know what man? You're not a tool, you're the whole ass toolbox!

by PolyPixl09 November 18, 2022

Toolbox trick

A trick pulled out of a toolbox.

That was the same toolbox trick he/she used on you last time, and for some reason you still missed it.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Greasy Toolbox

Vagina.

You should have heard her scream when I pounded her greasy toolbox with my spam hammer.

by Just-in Jizzed-out December 5, 2010