Toasting the bagel

When you get a cup of coffee and you’re bored so you put a bagel on top of it till you get a golden crisp several hours later.

I need to start toasting the bagel bro.

by Dorkuss November 30, 2017

Toasting

When someone doesn’t answer or acknowledge your text message.

“She’s toasting me. Ignoring my texts.”

by ZipMaxx July 31, 2019

toasting my bread

doing something disturbing/emotionally painful without directly doing anything to you

This man was really toasting my bread with the video he posted yesterday

by Gay professor man November 27, 2020

toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

twaltering

To be one with members of the the feline species, often devoid of clothing.

Karen? That neighbor is twaltering again.
<Karen runs to window>
<Heart fluttering intensifies>

by Honest Savior July 16, 2021

toastedginger0

One fine ass mf with 3 legs but only walks on 2🤤

Guy 1 : Bro have you seen @toastedginger0's meat reveal?
Guy 2 : No, what did it look like?
Guy 1: It was humongous!

by urguykai May 3, 2022

traspering

Running around

He’s out there traspering around in the street.

by anonymous May 10, 2022