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Thong

Buttfloss underware. Girls wear them to make themselves look sexy and be "cool", but instead they look like trash especially when it is sticking out of their pants. Contrary to popular belief, they do not prevent you from having a panty line, but just give you a different one. they are basically panties that don't actually cover your ass which defeats one of hte main purposes of wearing underware.
"hey did you see that girl over there? she looks like total trash with her thong sticking out of her pants like that. if i ever wear one of those, shoot me."
by Naleilei September 22, 2005
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thong

piece of string that is worn by non-prude girls and guys like to remove with there mouth before fucking the girl.
i saw lauren grosses orange thong
by Dicky Cummy February 18, 2005
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thong

The thong is the sexiest thing created by man.
Thank man for thongs "Gigity gigity Gig-it-y"
by JMIt December 28, 2005
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Thong

Sexy hot underwear falsely considered as "lingerie" wore by mostly Females (and some scandalouz guys..) to prevent underwear lines in tight pants and add a sexy little touch to an outfit. One should normally wear the strings high on the hips like it was meant to, but most girls push the strings in their pants to hide them cuz they say "high strings will make them look like hoes and be too provocative" ..thus rendering the thong completely useless because it really ain't a comfortable underwear. Who will ever understand women..
K-NyNe (spotting incoming booty) : "Damn loc' that lil' mama right here surely knows how to sport that Thong and put her ass in praise, Sisqõ would be proud!!"

Freek Dogg : "Word is bond dawg, she knoooows!! I must tell my girl to quit pushing them damn strings down her pants and make 'em rise up like a phoenix! Wear a Thong than wear it RIGHT"
by K-NyNe October 17, 2008
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Thong

1.) A woman's undergarments.

2.) A typo of 'thing'
Ex. 1
GF: I'm wearing that thing you like baby ;)

Ex. 2
Person A: That thing looks cool
Person B: Thong??
Person A: THING!!! THING!!!
Person B: HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO GOING ONLINE
by BadassMikasa September 3, 2016
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Thong

A shoe lace that chafes your butt in seconds flat! Usually only used on special occasions! 😉
Man my thong is all the ways up my butt
by $&@##.234 October 3, 2017
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Thong

an undergarment worn by women where the backside is usually jammed straigh up the ass causing an all day wedgie
u will never get me in a thong! u will never get me in a thong! i only wear silk g strings!
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