Mr. Welsh is a small cock fat bastard. He is shaped like a child's baseball bat and looks like a lumberjack. Mr. Welsh smells like the pines. He would be the guy to piss instead of cum during sex. He also likes the occasional shit dick from his boyfriend.
"Who is that fat ass sitting over there?"
"Oh that's Mr. Welsh."
by taygen is gay October 30, 2019
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Grab a alcohol beverage of your choice , make sure it’s in a bottle *makes it easier*
Have a wank and when you are about to climax jug your chosen drink, while finishing. This honestly is the best way to change things up since the old peanut butter on your balls for your dog trick!
Can’t really be used in much of a sentence, but on a side noye, enjoy! welsh wank
by 0weshboy2 April 21, 2019
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A man that goes into gas stations and takes sandwiches, and uses them as puppets in a parking lot. Often selling tickets for $15.
Hey make sure we have no Jim Welsh's here tonight.
by Echo_Eon August 23, 2022
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a welsh man that has alot of unprotected sexual incounters.
girl 1: he is so cute
girl 2: havent you heard? he is a total welsh wok.
by portmead January 1, 2022
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A sandwich specialist who wears a trench coat that uses 6-inch subs as puppets and sells shows for 15 bucks each... Legend says he's gonna steal all the sandwiches in an unidentified aloha island mart without getting caught....
You gonna watch the Jim Welsh show today? It's Romeo and Juliet in the parking today
by Krishinator9000 August 28, 2022
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When someone hugs you with their bottom sticking out to avoid revealing their erection.
"Did you see that, Jimmy just Welsh hugged me!"
by knowthejo May 16, 2016
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To be the greatest friend in the world. Usually welsh, male and aesthetically pleasing.
'I love that Callum, welsh cake I do'
by bickyyyyy July 28, 2009
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