mitacs tragedy

When branch changers denied the OG MnC of their chance to go pursue their dreams in canada
The mitacs tragedy was a dark night for MnC peeps.
by rdbrn November 29, 2018
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teenage tragedy

Teenage tragedy (teen tragedy)- when 1 or more teenagers kill themselves in a tragic way. Reason being parents, school, friends, relationships, or you're just one sad motherfucker.
Ahh what a beautiful night to teenage tragedy *drives off bridge*
by pipersanchez January 03, 2016
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The Urban Tragedy

The tragedy by which the online resource "The Urban Dictionary" is no longer a useful encyclopaedia of colloquialisms, but rather an adulterated website that acts as a platform for memes, jokes and trends, rather than providing any actual definitions that may be used in daily life.
"Hey dude, what does 'SMH' mean? I tried to look it up on Urban Dictionary but I couldn't find anything useful."
"That's the Urban Tragedy for you, man."
by Leery Loon September 10, 2017
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tragedy vulture

Someone who uses a tragic event to gain political power or to use a tragic event to make a political statement.
Examples of a "tragedy vulture" are sheriff Clarence Dupnik, Rep. Cynthia Mccarthy
by doctorparadox January 10, 2011
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roman tragedy

Rat-faced, terrible band, incredibly fake. Only knows how to write songs about the men they've dated for 5 minutes and then demonises the smallest of their faults through terribly written songs.
*At a gig*

Jake: OMG that girl over there is so cute do you know who she is?
Paul: Bro don't even bother looking at her. She's a roman tragedy. She'll chew you up and spit you out!
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tragedy porn aficionado

Noun, usually a person. A person who shares news articles on social media about car accidents, drownings, house fires, weather- and other natural-disasters for the purpose of looking like you care about the victims. Also seen as an opportunity to offer thoughts and prayers in place of real support or help for the victims.
My friend posts daily articles about car accidents and house fires in her town, but she hasn't donated jack to help the victims. She's a total tragedy porn aficionado.

If I have to read another Facebook post from a tragedy porn aficionado offering thoughts and prayers instead of actual help for the victims, I'm going to scream.
by Notasue September 19, 2017
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Gap Year Tragedy

The average student enlightened by the insight afforded by global travel to the extent of cringeworthy personality renovation.
Guy 1- Man, I saw John after he got back after his 12 months in South America- bobble hat, dreadlocks and all.

Guy 2 - I heard it was 'jean-pierre' these days

Guy 1 - What a gap year tragedy
by Clactoner November 29, 2009
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