Topher

Large goofy ass bitch with a microphone that is approximately 7.25in in length and 6.5 in circumference. Will also regret letting that info into the wild.

"Topher's mic is not to be trifled with you whelp"!

by Dahp January 8, 2024

Holiday topher

When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher

Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher

by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021

Topher

the motherfucker from Total Drama Pahkitew Island that tried to steal Chris McLean's job and attempted identity theft.

Person A: "Topher is my favorite tdpi character!"
Person B: "How? He attempted identity theft.."

by topher_.xx January 12, 2025

Topher

Euphemism for wanker.

Commonly used in Australia and originated in Melbourne.
Named after a well known cooked anti vax grifter who tells lies and asks for donations from gullible people.

Oh no, there is that Topher talking bollocks again.

He’s a real Topher that one.

by Dodecahedron June 13, 2023

Topher

Goofy ass bitch that has a big microphone

L:7.25 in x G:6.5in

Topher's mic is not to be trifled with!

by Dahp January 8, 2024

Topher

Topher is a cat that looks like a generic, orange minecraft cat. They tend to be very cuddly and loving cats.

Look at Topher! He’s so cute!
Why does Topher look a tiny human gremlin?

by simple genius May 18, 2021