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Topher

His feet know where they want him to go.
He wonders why He is still stuck somewhere between I’m so Lonesome I could Cry by Hank Williams Sr and Straight Cold Player by Lenny Kravitz. He knows He is finished Kryptonite by Three Doors Down and Broken- hearted Savior by Big Head Todd and Your own Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode. He hopes to be working the Good Stuff.

He likes pastoral scenery and has a natural relationship with animals.
Yes, that’s Topher in the watchcap.
by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023
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topher is a fabulous and terrifying creature . he is not to be messed with. he is the future. everyone will bow to topher one day. 👹
1. “YALL ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM ..MY NAMES TOPHER”

2. “ALL HAIL LORD TOPHER”
by yallknowtopher January 5, 2023
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My names topher and I think it’s gonna be olivia
by Potato1958 January 11, 2023
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Topher is a cat that looks like a generic, orange minecraft cat. They tend to be very cuddly and loving cats.
Look at Topher! He’s so cute!
Why does Topher look a tiny human gremlin?
by simple genius May 18, 2021
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Goofy ass bitch that has a big microphone

L:7.25 in x G:6.5in
Topher's mic is not to be trifled with!
by Dahp January 8, 2024
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Large goofy ass bitch with a microphone that is approximately 7.25in in length and 6.5 in circumference. Will also regret letting that info into the wild.
"Topher's mic is not to be trifled with you whelp"!
by Dahp January 8, 2024
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