The blue liquid water that splashes out of the toilet onto your ass when taking a shit in a port-a-potty.
Man i got port-a-splash yesterday at the fair. I had no choice, all the junk i ate forced me to take a shit in the port-a-potty.
by Coomdog January 11, 2017
The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.
Jack: Finished in there?
John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.
John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.
by ardeliskane May 22, 2008
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The act of twerking while hovering over a body of water whereby your flapping ass cheeks splash against the surface and cause turbulence.
by SPLASHPUTIN July 28, 2015
The term given to when one's poop is dense and heavy enough to cause a plop, in the toilet, that results in one's butt to be splashed. It's a commonality that one becomes panicked as to why their butt has received a wet surprise, that is, until they remember their Chinese feast the night prior.
"Aww, dude, what the hell was that!?... God damn plop splash, fucking General Tso's gets me every time."
by stevo-k September 4, 2010
by Fautbauxter August 23, 2007
Dan: So how'd the date go Jeremy?
Jeremy: man it was great besides the fact that I had to pull a splash and go at the restaruant.
Jeremy: man it was great besides the fact that I had to pull a splash and go at the restaruant.
by DoraII February 27, 2010