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Sheep Shagger

1 - A human being having sex with a sheep.
2 - A lame insult by Orrszstrraayaa'ans towards Kiwi's or the IEnglissh to the Welsh
Being from one of the nations that are continually referred to as "Sheep Shaggers" (New Zealand), i am happy to recieve that insult. It's usually from Australians (sorry, thats said 'Osztraaya'nsz')who as we all know are low-born (inbred), illiterate(thick as two planks) and have a native species of marsupial(koalas) which are ridden with syphilis (where did they get that then?). When a Kiwi and an Ozzsszsee first meet, it is always the Ozzsszszseeei who will insult first and inevitably the 'sheep shagger' gets thrown up quickly.
Well i'd love to say to all Oszszstraaayaa'aansz this small thing .......
YES WE DO SHAG SHEEP!!!!
Then we kill them
Then we package them
Then we send them over to your country for you sister-molesters to have on your dinner table.

Kiss my ass u stooooopeed ozszszszssseee'ees
by Hoki December 28, 2005
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Sheep Shagger

Someone who has sex with sheep.
''Those Aberdeen fans are all Sheep Shaggin' bastards''
by Brendan April 7, 2003
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dad shagger

The logical response to being called a motherfucker. Being called "motherfucker" implies that you fuck your own mother and is generally considered the highest insult one can bestow.

By immediately responding "dadshagger" one temporarily confuses one's literary opponent as to whether it would be worse to shag their dad or fuck their mother and whether they have in fact been semantically bested. Erstwhile, thou positions thine foot squarely betwixt their thighs with such vehemence as to render them infertile for the rest of their sorry ass life.
Antagonist: "You motherfucker!"

Pacifist: "Dad shagger"

Antagonist: "Huh?"

Pacifist: "SQUAHNUTKICK"
by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011
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shape shagger

For a male to wear female clothing, or maybe a even a sex change?
"octoberfest is for shape shaggers and tossers" Beerfest
by 3atmeyesh1t October 28, 2008
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Sheep Shagger

anyone who owns a farm with a wife who doesn't fit there expectations
by Anonymous July 13, 2003
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blagger shagger

When a man promises a lady a lifetime of love, happiness and children just to get into her knickers.
man - you are lovely, I see a future with you, even marriage you are beautiful.

Lady - I just looked in the mirror and I'm a moose.....a rotten one too. That man must be a blagger shagger.
by bentleybird July 18, 2014
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Sphere Shagger

Someone who bangs on about how the earth is round and not flat, normally employed by NASA to try hide the truth
NASA-“The earth is clearly round haven’t you seen the pictures
Flat Earther-“Shut the fuck up you SPHERE SHAGGER!”
by FlatEarther1994 May 27, 2018
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