pikachu

A retarded animal that can pop out of some capsules and can not think and has no humor

Mark: hey Bob
Bob: hey mark

Mark: did you find anything new?
Bob: just a weird retarded animal...
Mark: I know! is it Pikachu?

by tyuiasdfghjzxcvbn April 19, 2017

pikachu

a sexually transmitted disease that makes your balls fall of, grow legs and kick you really hard in the shins.

"I've got pikachu"

"So that's why you're shins are all bruised"

by arnold/ dwayne October 16, 2008

pikachu

1: A sexy beast.
2: Make you so horny.
3: The steamiest sex toy. Ever.

yeeuh, Pikachu you lookin' good in dem jeans.

by Pikachu lover July 19, 2007

Pikachu

A fat lump of electrified yellow shit who features in Pokemon, a japanese anime cartoon adventure featuring a gay kid named ash and about 250 freakishly happy gay animals.

"Go Pikachu" you fat tub o shit!

by Peter Taylor-Fitch May 10, 2006

Pikachu

That one fat yellow mouse from Pokemon that not only ruined MY childhood, but ruined the childhoods of kids around the world

PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!

by VibeyTheVibrator January 3, 2009

Pikachu

When a woman shoves a tazer gun up her vagina and then fires it with her vaginal muscles at her partner(dude or girl) and yells "pikaa pikaa"

Dude that girl just Pikachued me!

by I Pooped Today May 23, 2014

Pikachu

A shockingly cute electric mouse pokemon. Pikachu tend to be small with red cheeks and yellow fur all over. They can attack using electricity and lightning, and can use up to 100,000 volts to shoot bolts at people. People who do not like Pikachu may also be fried with these bolts, and probably will be if they are ever seen expressing dislike of Pikachu.

Pikachu is so cute! He just vaporized a hater!

by Mr. Ornelas June 13, 2018