microphone head

1. A complete and total fucktard
2. Hitler (aka Hieter)
Wow, Hieter is such a microphone head!
by Bomber February 18, 2003
mugGet the microphone headmug.

Kurt Cobain's Microphone

*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*

Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house

Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.
by Sieffy March 21, 2017
mugGet the Kurt Cobain's Microphonemug.

microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea
by Sexydimma February 3, 2020
mugGet the microphone diarrheamug.

microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea
by Sexydimma February 9, 2020
mugGet the microphone diarrheamug.
during a Rusty Charlie, the man aggressively stimulates the woman’s clitoris
My 55 year old uncle got to microphoning a Rusty Charlie with the 20 year chick he picked up last night.
by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018
mugGet the microphoning a Rusty Charliemug.

microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea
by Sexydimma November 30, 2019
mugGet the microphone diarrheamug.

microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea
by Sexydimma November 14, 2019
mugGet the microphone diarrheamug.

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