The act of luring someone into giving you a blowjob on the premise of giving a blowjob, but not providing a blowjob.
"SO, he said to me, hey if you suck my cock, i'll suck yours.... how about it stud?
So I gave him a blowjob and then when it was my turn he just pulled up his pants, laughed at me, winked and said
Funky cold medina"
So I gave him a blowjob and then when it was my turn he just pulled up his pants, laughed at me, winked and said
Funky cold medina"
by bifficus April 26, 2007
Get the Funky Cold Medinamug. Originally just a “fuzzy navel,” that’s what Loc and the Beastie Boys were talking about, but many new versions of the drink have popped up since hip-hop made it famous… trust an old G
Dat funky cold Medina droppin ur momma’s panties in the 80’s is the only reason ur around to look this ish up!
by IVI r. G June 10, 2022
Get the Funky cold Medinamug. The funky cold medina is a mixture of urine, feces, peanut butter and sour milk. According to Ricardo Gomes (an inmate on the show 'Lockup'), this 'sinister concoction' is used to throw on a victim as a punishment of sorts.
"My brother stole a couple of fries from me when I went to the bathroom. The next day I hit him with a Funky Cold Medina. He won't be stealing from me again."
by Popped Culture April 6, 2017
Get the Funky Cold Medinamug. by yeetus the feetus August 28, 2018
Get the Funky Cold Medinamug. by I AM ROJO March 17, 2017
Get the valerie medinamug. 
The most beautiful and amazing woman in the world. She is most likely a short brunette girl who has the biggest heart and likewise the biggest dreams of achieving big things in this world. Not only does her intellect match no other, her relationship skills with her friends and lover are superb to say the least. She is not one to be messed with as she will use her connections to utterly destroy you if you ever pose a threat. Overall a great, loving, smart, and stylish person, a 10/10.
by Lvilol October 2, 2022
Get the Sophie Medinamug.