Little Gay Hatter

Next step in the evolution of delusional little gay elves, who believe they are the only sane ones and our children are going to grow up in a dystopian nightmare. Their t-shirts are still available.

The little gay one has been rambling for hours now and has gone done the rabbit hole. He's gone full little gay hatter.

by Chipleader Hero March 27, 2021

Wooly Hatter

A person with below average intelligence who lives in an area of severe urban deprivation, & is worse than a chav, & continually wears a wooly (or woven material) type hat in all types of weather & even indoors.

I wouldn't go to that area as it is full of Wooly Hatters

by Steinman July 25, 2007

Hatter

A hater that wears a hat while hating on a person, thing, or place

Jimmy: BECKY IS SUCH A HATTER

Blake: YEAH, I KNOW RIGHT?

by AnthonyTheAnchovy August 22, 2017

Jump Hatter

One who resorts to jumping on his hat when times are rough.

Aw, man, my wife's such a Jump Hatter

by Schulp March 25, 2009

Chronic Hatter

Someone who is a true friend, Always there for you when you need something

The other day Chronic Hatter helped me with the bully

by _Lushboii January 19, 2011

Blue Hatter

A racist person that shows there racism by wearing a blue hat
Blue aka anti-asian
2007-present

Look at that racist blue Hatter

by O.N.L May 15, 2022

Mad Ass-Hatter

Mad Ass-Hatter is that one guy /girl who is absolutely batshit crazy and also an asshat/jackass.
Usually reserved for exes, enemies, or frenemies.

Can be used as an action word as well to describe weird situations/drama.

Example 1:

Person A: Dude, Jack is such a mad ass-hatter.
Person B: I know right? Can’t believe I dated that fucking psychopath.

Example 2:

Person A: Yo, did you just see what she did to George?
Person B: Yeah, that was some weird mad ass-hattery, my guy.

by BADDYBIDDY February 24, 2019