An older gentleman, usually in their late 50’s or early 60’s. Ripped and dressed in board shorts mostly found around pools in the South Florida area preying on women 20 or 30 years their junior.
Hey! Look at Grandpa Beefcake and his son over there hitting up those spring breakers drunk on hard seltzer at the pool.
by NautilusP July 2, 2022
Get the grandpa beefcakemug. An old individual who is running low on viagra and is in need of any type of sexual activity. The most often is anal sex.
by protector of youth June 26, 2009
Get the Grandpa Yahrmug. by Mike Nap December 28, 2007
Get the grandpa's guitarmug. by Bill K March 23, 2007
Get the grandpa ballsmug. by Miss. Hollywood May 16, 2018
Get the Uncle-grandpamug. Sad grandpa is to be said when anyone is getting ready to change. It is a sign to all other people in the room that clothes are getting ready to fly, and to close all doors and to look away if you don't want to see "the goods."
Hey guys I gotta get ready for practice... sad grandpa.
Alright man, I'll get the door on the way out.
Alright man, I'll get the door on the way out.
by Blackhawk's fan March 15, 2010
Get the sad grandpamug. This is the instance whenever one is playing golf and attempts to hit the ball over a water hazard and ends up not clearing the hazard with the first attempt, which would require a second attempt with a one stoke penalty. If the second shot fails to clear the hazard it is known as a "Grandpa on the shitter". Reason: two balls in the water.
Jason couldn't carry the water on the 17th hole twice, so he lost the hole AND the match with a Grandpa on the shitter.
by Mike Ochsbig May 10, 2016
Get the grandpa on the shittermug.