Close the door upwards

Another, more polite way to say shut up.

"I can say whatever I want. Why don't you close the door upwards!"

by zark5 April 16, 2009

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Trooper in the door

82nd Airborne paratrooper humor in reference to that moment when one has a turd which is insisting on poking it's head out the door. Of course this usually only happens when one has a very had piece of shit as loose stools apparently exit the door before the green light comes on and/or exit the door is a mass tactical exit anyway.

Sgt Ramirez running down the hall: "Get the hell out of way Private Jones, I have a trooper in the door and he's ready to jump"

by WunHungLo August 6, 2011

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behind the door

someone is "behind the door" when they only have a simple understanding of a situation, a person is ignorant or oblivious to the full meaning of a situation or is naive. Often used when talking about sexual meanings or situations.

"I don't think he understands"
"Yeh, he's a bit behind the door"

by Paul Barry Knowles May 28, 2008

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tightening the door knob

(participial phrase) the sexual act of grabbing and twisting the head of the penis upon male orgasm in an attempt to increase seminal velocity (and make a cool spiral); the partner performing this act must make a squeaky sound as if a door knob was being tightened

Male 1: My girl was tightening the door knob last night.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.

by xXxPDxXxn0$c0p3xXx420BL4z3xXx February 23, 2015