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CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance

The feeling in your heart that in the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, and that anyone who says they have is a conspiracy theorist.
"Mark still doesn't believe that MK Ultra was a real CIA operation, despite the CIA having confirmed the program's existence and having published information about it to the public."
"That's crazy. He must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."
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CIA

CIA is an acronym for Crazy-ass Individuals (talking shit in the...) Air. Do not confuse it with the actual CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) or Cum In Ass.
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by John Rocca March 13, 2022
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CIA

ChicksInstantAssociation!
Thanks CIA!
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CIA

CIA - cellulite inspector's association.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 3, 2020
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if you dont Cee an A on ur paper then, just like I do, ur dumb kid
joe: i failed
me: Cee MY a bitch
joe: oh dang man you sheeshers got me there, i dont see an A on mine, guess i cant be in the cia
by frogseaturguts March 27, 2023
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Oh my good I could really do with some CIA today !!!

You will never guess what happened to Jimmy the other day!! He had CIA...
by Sexyboy12345678 May 16, 2021
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