Breeder

A Breeder is someone (Male or Female) you would have children with for the sole purpose of creating professional and olympic athletes. A breeder does not depend on looks. For example any woman over 6 foot is automatically a breeder and any man over 6'5" (regardless of looks). Hot people are not breeders; breeders are a separate class made to define the best people for creating strong athletes.
DAMNNN, check out that breeder!
Shes pretty cute,,,,nahhh shes a breeder.
Check out those thighs,,,definitely a breeder!
You squat 400!?.........Breeder
Did you see how high she can jump......breeder
by theycallmeF January 03, 2014
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by gerbil jane July 28, 2003
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D1 Breeder

A "D1 Breeder" is a woman that's at a minimum height of 5'10 and is naturally athletic and/or has a Toned Body and is called a D1 breeder because if you reproduce with her your son will have great athletic genetics for height which gives him a better chance to become a Professional Athlete.
Guy 1: My type of woman are the short ones.
Guy 2: I want my son to go to the NFL or NBA so I need a D1 Breeder to be his mama.
Guy 1: My type of woman are the short ones.
Guy 2: I want my son to go to the NFL or NBA so I need and I'm looking for a D1 Breeder to be his mama.
by Hoonigan4ever June 04, 2023
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Welfare Breeder

Another word for Rabbit Scab. Basically a complete piece of shit who has babies to steal more money from those of us who work for a living.
From the looks of that couple with the latest smart phones and fine shoes with ragged ass children in tow who look like they don't see a cent of the free money their parents gleam from the tax paying majority, we have a welfare breeder situation. We are going to need a roll of duct tape and a sterilization kit stat!
by Expose December 31, 2014
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breeder family

A family headed by a heterosexual couple, generally with children or regarded as having a sexual relationship capable of reproduction.
"It is beyond the American Family Association's charter to promote respect for ALL families. Recognizing rights of members of families headed by same-sex couples confers special rights over each and every bonafide breeder family."
by philw December 01, 2013
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breeder's privilege

using your child or children as a reason to not fulfill social or work-related obligations.
"Why isn't Tom at the board meeting?"

"Breeder's privilege. His youngest is sick."

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Jane opted out of the baby shower and gave breeder's privilege as an excuse.
by ms nasty October 03, 2009
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Maggot Breeder

One who wears a coat or some other kind of thick clothing during hot sunny weather to cover up ones embarrassing body. This tend to affect people who are very obese (creating a greenhouse effect on their already pungent odour) or virgins who are to scared to let the skin meet the sun for fear of judgement by a passing member of the opposite sex.
It's 30°C outside, the sun is shining and there isn't a cloud in the sky so why are you wearing your winter jacket?

Maggot Breeder - "Maggot Breeding mate...".
by jampez77 June 04, 2013
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