The guilt you feel after ejaculation if you let your hormones take over your rationalization skills and you become really dirty-minded towards someone else in which there's something to regret afterwards.
Jamal: Dude I sent nudes to Jessica and I felt scared later
Mike: Sounds to me like hormonal backfire
Mike: Sounds to me like hormonal backfire
by KoolDashKid November 25, 2017
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noun:
The sensation of pain one might find emanating from their behind whilst defecating, caused by one having ingested a particularly spicy meal the day prior to the defecation.
noun:
The sensation of pain one might find emanating from their behind whilst defecating, caused by one having ingested a particularly spicy meal the day prior to the defecation.
It feels like my back is on fire and it's my fault - I knew eating 2 pounds of delicious jalapeño dressing yesterday would end up backfiring and that I would end up experiencing horrid backfire.
by T90T89 March 9, 2025
Get the Backfire mug.Hym "How did it backfire, Steven? You. Didn't like what I said about your incest cult... And you were dismissive about the weaponized schizophrenia... And then when it turn out I was right... And you being an uppity, dismissive, crippled bitch got your own churches shot up and your catholic school kids murdered. Jordan Peterson had an emotional breakdown. You all agreed to pretend that that the was nothing you could have done about it and that nothing happened even though there WAS something you could have done about it. And then you all agreed to LIE about ME and say about ME the thing I said about your religion. That is THE EXACT SPECIFIC way in which it backfired. The backfire was YouTube decided to be dismissive about MY THING and LYING TO THEIR AUDIENCE claiming that I was just seeking attention and now you are trying to erase my from history to hide your own shame. You are the backfire Steven. I'll take that as an admission of guilt."
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
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We were on rock in Soddy gulf, things were heating up. I sprinkled a little bit of snow on her rusty Sherriffs badge and she gave me the best Soddy daisy backfire of all time.
by DocNoland September 17, 2020
Get the Soddy daisy backfire mug.Joe Biden and the Democrats hiring 87,000 IRS Tax Law Enforcement Agents is going to backfire, once the 3949-A Information Referral Forms for Warren Buffett and Larry Fink are investigated for Public and Political Corruption.
by FieroGT80 May 2, 2023
Get the Backfire mug.When a hood "rat", on her period gets it doggy style and fart+queefs "backfires" on the "rod"of her partner when he ejaculates making him look rusty.
by Hahax1bill December 1, 2021
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by minnie555 January 26, 2010
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