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This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.
“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020
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sneak in the movies

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The process of trying to sneak from the pussy to the butthole and successfully finish in her bum.
Bro I tried to sneak in the movies with Angelina Jolie and got busted!
by Deepinthepieofp July 2, 2016
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adj. Describing a thing or event that is very cool.
"That would be so sneaking out of the hospital if you did that!"
or
"That party was sneaking out of the hospital!"
by Inah October 10, 2005
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