Jon

Someone who doesn't know what's up.

Bills is a very jon boy.

by Eddydadzie August 24, 2017

Jon

Complete faggot. First recorded case of Down syndrome, now named Jon syndrome

We got another kid with Jon syndrome. They just keep appearing.

by Jon is shit May 13, 2018

Jon

Jons are known as a sex GOD ... Jon is a sweet, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares a lot for his Girlfriend and his close friends (they're basically family). Jon Also Cares For His Family.

Jon Cares for His family Alot.

Jonis Engaged to his girl friend.

A1: "Did You hear Jon and his Girl friend last night"

A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row"

A1: "Yeah!, Me too He Must Be A Sex God Then"

by Kiki do you lOvE mE?!?¿¿ November 25, 2020

Jon

The Word Jon pronounced Jon is typically a gay man that is sexually attracted to obese hairy women and will never succeed in life.

Oh look it’s Jon wacking his dick to lizzo

by JonIsGay69 December 3, 2020

jon

Jon is a sweet and hansome guy with brown hair and brown eyes. He is very nice to his girl friend giving her comliments all the time making her feel wanted as ever. He isn't great at cooking but is good at cooking easy meals. He is also

Sporty and has many friends. He is kind and shy at first but the opisete once you get to know him.

Wow did you see Jon today? Looking hansome as ever

by asjgfusdb fgdsvduas, August 4, 2017

Jon

Short for John because his parents can't fucking spell

Oh, you're naming him Jon? poor kid.

by Isaacian February 6, 2017

Jon

An annoying boy that gets rejected by sienna and then becomes friends with her again. Then he shaves his penis and likes to look at lauren in a werid way

That pervert over there is a real jon!

by BIg_boy666 May 31, 2015