Ms. Garrison

Also "Mr. Garrison" or just "Garrison" a trans or non-binary person who "sucks up" to cisgender people and/or has some form of internalized prejudiced.
Named after the South Park character.

"Yes, cisphobia is real". Said the Ms. Garrison. "Now sit down Cartman , we have a lot to learn today."

by Relaxingdolphinnerd June 16, 2016

Garrison Biles

a silly boy, who is a goose. he is funny and crazy and eats bread

Garrison biles is a goose.

by kgoose March 3, 2024

Garrisonitis

AKA Political Conspiracism . The belief that those one politically disagrees with (esp. those that oppose one's favored candidate) are in on a massive conspiracy to overturn said belief/candidate. Though Ben Garrison and other Trump supporters of his ilk are textbook examples,by no means are they the only ones. Others include:
-Joseph Stalin's Great Purges
-Robespierre's Reign of Terror
-McCarthyism
etc.

His Garrisonitis makes him see fiendish plots at every turn.

by 0926200 June 4, 2023

Garrison

Petty

That is on another level. She must be a Garrison.

by Immabadassbitchboss October 18, 2019

Garrison Workout

Exercising with Shake Weight and Squat Magic at the same time.

Bebe had a Garrison Workout with Mimsy and Nathan this afternoon.

by Tree House Eikaiwa July 12, 2018

Joe Garrison

What you call someone that's a cheap copy of something superior. Often used to label someone a fraud

Speaking to a fraudulent family member: You are the Joe Garrison of family members

You are the Joe Garrison to my Frank Castle, know your place

by Punished2 October 19, 2025

Garrison

The historical practice of drinking bourbon and using the bottle as a butt plug for pony play.

They Garrison pony boy and he became Mr. Ed in no time.

by Pony boy play April 13, 2023