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asta gru

jeff: dude… just fucked with sarah… she has that asta gru, fr fr no cap
by mariusgalaxystudio August 2, 2022
mugGet the asta grumug.

Gru Gay attack

A discord commonplace post used to insult the target by calling them gay typically in the form of an image.

If they unsuccessfully parry the insult the are permanently dubbed gay until being cured.
Guy 1: "posts Gru Gay attack @Guy2#0001"

Guy 2: "Well frick. I can't think of any way to parry that. I guess I'm gay now."

Guy 1: "Lel. Such a gerdon."
by BruhMomentAscendancy March 28, 2020
mugGet the Gru Gay attackmug.

gru

The word “gru” means girl in Glokkanese language terms and it is highly classified vocabulary,
Junior sees a gru and he turns red and run in the other direction
by 503steppa August 7, 2024
mugGet the grumug.

gru

a super thot w no morals or respect for herself.
nawl ion fw that gru ass btc”
she a gru fu errbody been in that”
by theebtcgetter June 1, 2022
mugGet the grumug.

The Gru Pass

The Gru Pass is a magical pass. It has the authority to counter any insult without you saying “Gru pass”. (You May say Gru pass if you want to). In order to get The Gru Pass one must find their inner Gru. This takes weeks of prayers going to Gru. Some nickers say The Gru Pass Sucks. But they still haven’t found their inner Gru. All of these things below are with The Gru Pass

No u

No homo pass

And most importantly save people from using AirPods
Some nicker: “You like meabow”
Gru pass user: “Gru pass, now you like meabow”

As seen above The Gru Pass countered the insult.
by Gru June 19, 2019
mugGet the The Gru Passmug.

The Gru

When a man sticks his nose in a Woman's Vagina and his tongue in her anus while giving her head. Named after the character from despicable me due to his very famous and very long phallic nose
"My boyfriend did the gru on me last night and it left my legs shaking for hours"
by IamHomeless69 January 31, 2024
mugGet the The Grumug.

Gru

Gru your a fairy princess
by The simpo May 21, 2021
mugGet the Grumug.

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