Gruing Around

Appearing to be incredibly busy whilst secretly mending sewing machines

1: I haven't done anything today, I've just been gruing around.

2: Stop gruing around and go count those ceiling tiles.

by FreeTheTeessideOne February 25, 2021

The Gru Card

This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.

Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.

Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.

by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019

The Gru

When a man sticks his nose in a Woman's Vagina and his tongue in her anus while giving her head. Named after the character from despicable me due to his very famous and very long phallic nose

"My boyfriend did the gru on me last night and it left my legs shaking for hours"

by IamHomeless69 February 01, 2024

Grippy Gru

A word to describe someone who is known to grip the meat.

"Yea dude, that asian chick is a real Grippy Gru"

by Dinkies Stinky Shart July 22, 2022

Gru Brees

someone who gon tickle you or fart on you

malih...gru brees just farted on my shit

by poopyhiggs99 January 02, 2025

The Gru mode

The Gru mode is a state of being one can maybe achive at pivotal moments where they can proform superhuman feats. It was first shown when in the movie despicable me where Gru enters this god-like mode to dodge several sub sonic missiles and one punch a shark to save his adopted kids Agnes, Margo and Edith from Vector.

Boy 1: How did he beat us there were 10 of us vs just him!
Boy 2: Yeah and he beat all of us in less then a minute!
Boy 3: We had no chance we should of ran after he entered the Gru mode.

by Sir_Keith September 21, 2022

Gru~Vi`

Basically means 'Good to know'/'Sounds like life to me'. Also, can be meant as both, simultaneously.

Good to know: My daughter, "Oh shit Mom, I forgot my wallet! 🤦🏼"

My Moms, "Gru~Vi`. 😶"

Sounds like life to me: My ex, "I'm in jail without bail.. 😩"

Me, "Gru~Vi`. 🤷"

by Gypsy Cowgal November 10, 2019