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Arguably the worst movie ever made. I hate this movie with every part of my body. (Especially w/ my buttucks.)
What movie is this?
D2.
Die.
by Milo Dangler March 25, 2005
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Women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about tits/ass/snatch/rooting/drinking etc.
Two blokes are standing around talking about the rack on the next door neighbour, when both their wives walk in. One spies them out of the corner of his eye and says quietly, "Ducks on the pond." Instantly, the subject is changed.
by Berserker December 9, 2004
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A phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. Also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on SECOND and third base respectively.

NOTE: I am the author of the prior definition, which had one glaring error that needed fixing (i.e. a runner at second in lieu of first).

I felt the need to remedy my error. That is all. Godspeed, and may ducks inhabit your ponds....wherever they may be.
Guy1:This party is full of husky girls ....Ducks on the Pond!

Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!

2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.

(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!
by BORN2FISHMQ2 April 13, 2013
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A phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. Also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on first and third base respectively.
Guy1:This party is full of husky girls ....Ducks on the Pond!
Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!

2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.

(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!
by BORN2FISHMQ December 2, 2009
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The qween of ducks

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The qween of ducks is a girl with blue hair that hides ducks around the school and her name is Jamaica
Kaelon: hey Jamaica what are you doing

Jamaica: im hiding ducks around the school

Josh:ok your majesty

Kaelon: the qween of ducks has risen
by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020
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n. dux on the pond

Used in online gaming, describes anything (in FPS or RTS) that just sits there and doesnt attempt to flee, fight, etc, before being owned. Usually controlled by a noob.
1) omg, I cant wait to play Overcaster, i get mad kills in those games, his ducks on the pond get owned.

2) quack, quack , QUACK! omg, I'm totally pooning these ducks on the pond over here.

3) that wasnt a fair game, our noob was ducks on the pond.
by RickJames42011 June 4, 2006
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theducksong

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The greatest artwork in the history of the human race in which a duck is looking for the key to life which lies within grapes.
"Have you heard of theducksong" "No" "Well you haven't lived life yet bro"
by Your mums fiance May 11, 2018
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