When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.
Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.
by P.Venuit May 29, 2016
by michellejigga June 16, 2010
The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.
by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair April 16, 2016
when you pump fake to your fastest receiver to get the referee to check for penalties which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.
by Coop Dupe August 20, 2023