Crowbar fishing

It’s when you put a crowbar inside a woman’s pussy after previously ejaculating into the woman’s genetalia, and trying to fish out the dead baby.
Jonathon- I’m sorry I slipped the crowbar in mother!
Mother- next time use a lamp post.

Jonathon- *default dances and mines up a pole with his diamond pick* sorry for crowbar fishing mother!
by Niggaslutlmao69 April 08, 2019
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Dirty crowbar

While plowing your girl from behind insert your finger in the dirt road and lift up then wait a second for her to tighten up
I’ll take her to the landshark then go back to my place to give her my dirty crowbar.
by That weird guy Dan December 31, 2024
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bolivian crowbar

A type of dildo invented in Bolivia that can be used from both ends while each end retains the distinctive shape of a crowbar.
'oh god no make it stop, the leverage on that Bolivian crowbar is too much.'
by Leviathan32 December 01, 2016
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Hockey Crowbar

A hockey crowbar is the Canadian term for what is commonly called a "Hockey Stick" elsewhere in the world.
Every hockey player should have a hockey crowbar for the game.
by January's_cold December 11, 2023
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