The Cooliest

An awesome person or thing

See that barista behind the counter? She's the cooliest.

by drCoolGuy December 19, 2010

that's the way the cookie crumbles

This is said when something bad has happened to someone - implying that it is was just bad luck.

Could also suggest that this bad luck had to happen to someone.

Tony: Oh gawd - I got paired with Micky D?
Matthew: That's the way the cookie crumbles!

by pdc May 26, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A stupid, irritating way of summing up the way of the world. Like saying "ho hum, shit happens."

"Oh no, that wasp just stung me and gave me an allergic reaction and now I only have 2 seconds to live"
"Well that's the way the cookie crumbles I'm afraid."

by Floyd the barber May 31, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

From the movie 'Bruce Almighty' means that is they way it is, some things just happens, you roll your dice and pay your price ect.

Why does it always rain when I go to a baseball game?
That's the way the cookie crumbles

by Dean May 29, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Euphemism for "life sucks."

Oh, I'm sorry your girlfriend broke up with you; I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by fireworks_are_blue August 19, 2004

ghostride the cookie

to pleasure a female's vagina with your fingers.

Man, she wouldn't let me hit it last night, she just let me ghostride the cookie for a little bit and then kicked me out!

by JCStahl1 May 6, 2008

sugar the cookie

When you have sex while your partner is baking.

I know your baking brownies but, I'm horny; can we sugar the cookie?

by DogeThaDog July 19, 2016