canadian ballet

A strip club. Used in the United States indicating that Canada is lacking any high-culture but has an over abundance of strip joints

Me and the boys are gonna hit up the Canadain Ballet, you in?

by Steve September 16, 2004

ballet of violence

the homage to aggression and male bloodlust that a championship ultimate fighting event is.

Pete Dick: "Did you see the Ultimate Fighting last night?"
The Cooker: "Hell yeah, I would not miss that ballet of violence for the world."
Pete Dick: "Me neither..."

by Pete Dick March 01, 2008

indiana ballet

The high concentration of strip clubs in northwest Indiana. It sounds better to say we're off to the ballet rather than we're off to a bunch of tittie joints

The Indiana Ballet was delightful last night. I felt the use of lighting was especially wonderful

by Bucky F Badger March 13, 2014

ballet class

Code for janitorial services when one wishes to downplay the menial nature of the work or somewhat glorify the position in a tongue-and-cheek manner. A play on the French word "balai", which sounds like "ballet", the dance. When translated to English, "balai" means broom.

"Anything going on tonight at the Mess Hall?"

"Yeah, ballet class" wink

by absagne February 14, 2014

naked ballet

a strip club or exotic dance club

Having Pacman Jones play offense means he'll have to spend more time learning the entire playbook instead frequenting the naked ballet. (SportsCenter)

by anonymous19 May 23, 2008

Retard Ballet

When you have to navigate a large crowd of stupid people to accomplish a goal.

Frank just wanted to get gas, but he had to navigate a Retard Ballet to get to the pumps.

by B-Lister November 13, 2010

ballet skank

someone who does ballet classes but only really goes there for the fun and the friends. can mostly be found in the dressing room laughing and shouting and being givin out to in class for generally the same thing. Were going to get jackets made but didnt have the money or know-how to do it. often have reunions outside of dancing.

Ballet skanks for life!

by Balletskank August 08, 2007